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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Quote Originally posted by Streifenkarl View Post
    Hmm, I like to call my gf "my little co ck jockey" in public. Dunno if she likes that though...
    so your saying you have a little **** or she's small?


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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Quote Originally posted by TheCoProxamolKid View Post
    so your saying you have a little **** or she's small?

    [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    I think calling your girlfriend some other girl's name is pretty nasty.

    My girl is content with Kitty.

    Oh, and all you folk who call your girlfriend things like "little c**k jockey" and other extremely demeaning crap like that, I will do nothing but laugh when some girl (with an ounce of self respect) one day righfully chops your 'little c**k' off. But I guess that does not happen seeing as blokes like this don't attact respectable girls in the first place.

    This is white text... so ****ing what... you're still a sicko! lol
    Last edited by _Cubase_; September 18, 2006 at 10:11.

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    I called my GF "stinky" once - and she actually responded [rofl]

    10 seconds later when she realised why I was pissing myself laughing, she slapped me and told me not to call her that again.

    Naturally I took that as a challenge, and I'm now busy trying to catch her off-guard, and have her reply to stinky again

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Lovely Hand

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Quote Originally posted by SnW View Post
    Lovely Hand
    I see you two are still together.

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Quote Originally posted by _Cubase_ View Post
    I see you two are still together.
    Yep we are still going strong ...

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Pookie

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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    "Thing"...




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    Re: funny nicknames for girl/boyfreind?

    Squozzle.

    A friend and I were laughing about various nicknames that couples call each other. So I decided to call my gf something stupid. Squozzle. It lasted about three minutes, but I tell ya those three minutes were pretty funny.

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