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    The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Out the shower or bath.

    We all may assume that two towel users use one for the hair, the othe for the body. But to make it easier... We only have one towel, where do you start and what path do you follow??

    I do:

    hair quick, face, neck, chest, back, genitals, butt, leggs and feet. I don't dry every toe.. just a quick rub.

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Balls last, always.

    I do not want the germs anywhere else.

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Quote Originally Posted by will_perdikakis View Post
    Balls last, always.

    I do not want the germs anywhere else.
    Makes no sense, you just washed yourself and use a clean towel..

    Germs are everywhere anyway, but if you do buttcheeks first and u got brown stripes on your towel I understand, you washed yourself badly!

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    [rofl] Nice thread!

    I start at the top and work my way down.

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchforce View Post
    Makes no sense, you just washed yourself and use a clean towel..

    Germs are everywhere anyway, but if you do buttcheeks first and u got brown stripes on your towel I understand, you washed yourself badly!
    I do not think that you understand what is actually going on down there.

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    I start with my butt, then I move onto my face, neck, chest, shlong, legs, feet all on the same towel!

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Head, face, neck, chest, back, legs, feet (in between every toe), genitals, Ar$e, and then use the thinnest part of the towel to dry my ears, then use cotton buds to make sure!

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Top first, work my way down.

    Balls dried at least twice. Yesterday's towel goes on floor to dry my feet on and to keep water off floor.

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Air dry only for me, no towel!

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    Re: The way you dry yourself with a towel

    Face - arms - chest - back - meat&veg - legs so top to bottom.
    Dont dry my ass crack for some reason, ive got a buzz cut so need to towel head hair.
    Last edited by bigjenko; 06-23-2011 at 11:57 AM.

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