Instead of clan-seeks-underling, lets switch things up a bit.
Age, Gender: 24, Male
Timezone: -5 GMT New York
+ Monday and Thursday after 9PM.
+ Tuesday and Friday after 3PM.
- Unavailable on some weekends.
Achievements (that might be relevant somehow):
+ Did a barrel roll. (Starfox SNES)
+ Flushed coolant to avoid overheating. (MW3/4)
+ Gleefully murdered Hobbes. (WCIII)
+ Fought on an asteroid the size of your fist. (Prey)
+ Stole all accessible cake and cake paraphernalia. (Portal)
+ Navigated the charlie-foxtrot that was "Ishimura." (Dead Space)
+ Survived the zombie apocalypse. (L4D)