I ate Germanys hottest Currywurst today,..

[GolemFrost]

(atleast that is what they call it)
A Currywurst with Brötchen, add 1,5 million Scoville into that mix and you´re pretty mich in the middle of the agony me and my buddy went through today.

The sales lady "Have you ever done this before?
"Me, pff i eat Naga Jolokia´s for fun",.. to which the lady just jkinda gave me a WTF face (as she seriously had no f***ing clue about what i said) and vanished shortly into the kitchen,.. Evil witch like laughs were heard,..
5 minutes later she brought us the food,
a piling hot dish of wursts smothered in ****ing hot sauce with two Brötchens,..
Being the reliable idiot i am i took the first chunk,
First it was o.k, tastes rather nice, sweet test, nice wurst flavour and then in a microsecond that changed to OMFG please help me, shoot me, Argggg !!!
I then just gobble the **** up as fast as possible from there on,...
followed by a few sporadic thoughts of standing up, buying something to drink, trying to articulate like a normal human being and then loosing every contact to reallity i kinda lost it. My eyes were runng, my nose dripping, i even think i was time wise losing my eyesite and hearing,.. freaky crap tbh,..

after a hour all the main things where gone like the burning etc.
but soon feelings from the stomach, lower abdomens were killing me.
Hard tobacco if you ask me,..got a nose blead on the way bac to school,.eyesite kept falling out (blurry) but then i finally got back to work and relievied myself with a little of milk and a 0,5 l Cola,...
My stomachs still aching.

Can´t wait till we do it next week again

Anybody else up to **** like this?
Please tell me i´m not all insane on my on !!!

[LuckyNV]

My stomachs still aching.

I'm sure the wurst isn't yet over when it comes out the other end. [rofl]

[Dutchforce]

I ate maddog 357 collectors edition..

http://home.kpn.nl/hulsm107/mad-warning.jpg

Later I added a teaspoon on it over my chili con carne, dayummmm. And like Lucky said.. next day was another treat. Twice the fun!

www.pepperking.de ;-)

[Shervin]

I like the heat. I used to use Daves Total insanity sauce on my baja fresh Dos Manos burrito... The entire bottle....
Now Daves isnt insanely hot... but it builds up especially after a bottle. I had blisters in the roof of my mouth. It tasted good... I used to eat serranos, jalapenos, and even habaneros raw with ranch dressing. I can not do it anymore... because my intestines LIGHT up on fire and I mean its WORSE than the WORST searing gas pains you have ever had... I have searing gas pains PLUS the sensation of a HOT poker/branding Iron in my intestines.
:(
Spicy tastes SO GOOD! But so painful coming out....
After years of spicy foods now I can not have coffee without a meal in my stomach. Coffee will cause me to have massive gas and searing gas pain. Same with indian food...

[mrbungle]

I'm sure the wurst isn't yet over when it comes out the other end. [rofl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E

[Goliath]

You know, I've always hated "hot/spicey" food...


But...I never shy away from a dare....


Kinda, like Marty McFly, but I would have smashed the **** out of that Rolls Royce!

[castun]

I love hot stuff, but some stuff out there seems even beyond me.

Guy eats a Naga Morich : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COOJ4dyCndw

[jfitzw]

I used to love eating hot stuff, but now I have a bad ulcer from doing it so I usually dont go beyond the wild sauce somewhere like buffalo wild wings. I used to work with a bunch of mexicans who thought it was funny that I loved hot stuff so they would bring me peppers to eat all the time. A habanero didnt faze me at one point but I get sick and puke now whenever I eat something that hot.

[GolemFrost]

Well for those who care (i hope nobody)
The Currywurst of yesterday has just left my body, desryoed i, and devastating everything and anything in it´s way.
At this moment i am sitting on a donut cushion, praying for the poor creatures in the sewage who will have to deal with this toxic **** in a few minute ,.. Godspeed my friends,..
ffs, i can hear it eating its was through the toilet and piping right now giving of a brutal "zisshhhing", with lots of resemblance to the Alien movies , after there acid like blood dripped on something. [shocked] zishssshshhhhh [shocked]

What have we learned from all this, practice makes a master => next week i´ll be fillming my pain and agony for you guys.

- Parental viewing is advised.
tke my post with a hint of salt
Now excuse me while i go stuff some ice cubes up my poop shoot.

[russ18uk]

Masochist.